• Can of Mista Pop with humorous text on a yellow background
5 MG THC & 4 MG of CBD
Meet the THC soda that will blow bubbles & your mind

  • Human sacrifice? Pineapples and mangos living together? Mass hysteria!

    Next stop—tasting the colors. Tart pineapple and tropical mango so juicy you can see them with your tongue. When you wanna get strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

    No spirits necessary.

  • The snozzberries taste like snozzberries, dude.

    There was no earthly way of knowing which direction they were going. But man...they got there. Lemonade and blueberries are, like, the golden ticket.

    You're gonna love this, just love it.

  • Hits like clockwork, dude.

    Time is just a construct... but the feeling, that's really real. Tangy orange soda makes the colors of the world seem REALLY real.

    It's really real.... Like, really really real.

  • What does the 54 mean, man?

    It's lemony. It's limey. It's crisp.

    It's fun, man. A little funky, maybe it's like studio 54? Maybe it's like the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Wait, that was 42. Anyway... it has that mellow vibe...

    Maybe you should just drink it, dude.

FAQ

  • Mista Fizzy's THC is quick, like a bunny, man. Think 10-30 minutes before you're riding the wave.

  • Dude, no. Everyone's different but if you're getting anything worse than the munchies, something's up.

  • First, Rouses stores in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Georgia. Then, the world!

  • Dude, it varies, but count on 2 to 4 hours, depending on your own personal metabolism.



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